Use your noodle

Aug. - Oct. 2010

Noodle is the link between the eastern and western hemisphere.
Inspired by the idea that Marco Polo brought the noodle recipe as a gift from the Chinese people to the Venetians.

Each noodle represents a person and some major catchphrase, or world altering invention or special qualities which distinguish them from the rest of mankind.
Personae are used like clay here.
Some examples: Chuck Norris:
-Once he roundhouse kicked his own ass through the dimensions.
-if you have 5 $ and Chuck Norris has 5$, he has more money than you.
-his tears heal cancer, too bad he never cried.
-he invented water
-his hidden talent is invisibility

Friedrich Nietzsche: warum ich so schlau bin, warum ich so gute Bücher schreibe, (why I am so smart, why I write such good books)
-die ewige Wiederkunft (eternal return)
-der Hammer redet (the hammer speaks)
-so einen wie mich gibt es nur alle 6000 Jahre, (somebody like me exists only every 6000 years)
-das ungeheure, unbegrenzte Ja (the monstrous, limitless Yes)

Konrad Zuse:
-der Erfinder des ersten binären Computer (inventor of the first binary computer)
-der rechnende Raum (calculating space)
-mach jetzt keinen Quatsch (don´t do anything stupid now) (Last words)

Hollywood Hulk Hogan:
David Hasselhoff is unique, he made 100 million $, but he is still a fucking worthless piece of crap.
When he comes flying at you he anticipates the ripping sound of scar tissue.
He couldn´t escape his wife´s camel toe.

David Hasselhoff:
What we remember about him are Pamela Anderson´s tits.
His car is a better actor than him.
Dying children´s last wish is to meet him.
He is a talentless pile of washed up crap.
His singing is world famous.
They like him in Germany.

Bruce Lee:
You gotta be like a water.